Professor Stephen Hawking believes Zayn might still be in One Direction - in a different universe
It’s weird when you realize the person you once told everything to now has no idea of what’s happening in your life.
- me, ordering a drink at starbucks: i'll have a large caramel macchiato
- barista: you mean a venti?
- me, understanding that the barista does not make up the names for the sizes and it is in fact part of her job to clarify what i am ordering to avoid mistakes in my order: yeah, a venti. thanks.






